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The Ten Commandments Revised

This YouMoz entry was submitted by one of our community members. The author’s views are entirely their own (excluding an unlikely case of hypnosis) and may not reflect the views of Moz.

  1. You shall not worship any other search engine but Google. Ignoring this fact can seriously harm your traffic.
  2. You shall not copyright our logo. Remember all those Goggle & Gooogle engines?
  3. You shall not take the name of Google in vain. We have the technology to seek out all written information.
  4. You shall rest on the Sabbath; that way, we can tweak all the SERPs for the not so savvy every weekend
  5. You shall not dishonor your the whitehat experts. Content content content!
  6. You shall not murder your competitors’ website…although if you suspect they may be selling a link somewhere, REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY.
  7. You shall not commit adultery with your other websites. Yes, we know you have 53 shops, but you cant interlink them all like that.
  8. You shall not steal content. There are already 45,000 pages with that same content. It’s not really helping.
  9. You shall not bear false witness. Adding your competitor’s site to 36,500,000,094 search engines at addyoururlwebsitesubmitfreeurladd.com overnight probably won’t get it banned.
  10. You shall not covet your neighbour’s website. Yes, it looks fantastic, is user fiendly, and is the nicest site we have seen for years, but it’s flash and we can’t read that.

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